Sunday, July 9, 2017

"AMERICAN JONG-UN'S" Franchises COMING SOON! ! Serving ...."hamburgers 'of the people, by the people, and for the people' ".

Despite sending a naval force to the Korean peninsula, the Trump administration is focusing its North Korea strategy on tougher economic sanctions, possibly including an oil embargo, banning its airline, intercepting cargo ships and punishing Chinese banks doing business with Pyongyang, U.S. officials say.

However, Kim Jong-un has not flinched.  Instead, he has begun harvesting his own people in defiance of these sanctions,  and grinding them into hamburger meat! The strategy seems to be working,  as there are less people to feed with each passing day.

Any North Korean worth his salt,  knows that Jong-un invented the "double bread-with-meat",  (the hamburger).  What they do not know, however, is that they just might be chowing on their dear old uncle .  Prisoners and  terminally ill cancer patients,  whose lives are expensive to maintain, are simply ground up into a hamburger like meat and served to the population.

Jong-un has begun to distribute human based products to his faithful citizenry. Deceptively packaged  as 'soy with lentils' ,  it will keep his hungry citizens from a certain starvation while he attempts to 'ride the storm out' U.S. and worldwide sanctions begin to strangle his hermit kingdom. 

Some North Korean-intercepted shipments may have found their way onto American grocery shelves .   Demand for these products is growing....  as most Koreans are lean and fat-free, often  spicey,   and can be very satisfying.

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