Thursday, July 27, 2017

Trump Train on Collusion Course, Putin Engineer!

The Trump-Putin collusion is happening in plain sight.

The presidents of the United States and Russia met in Germany for over two hours behind closed doors to gab about their crushes, Syria, Ukraine, and Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election. 

Putin is happy to sow confusion and distrust in America’s system, of course, but to assume that’s the basis of this operation is to overlook a much simpler motive: money.
The financial connections between Trump and various Russian banks and oligarchs (business elites with ties to the Kremlin) stretch back decades, which is likely a big reason why Trump won’t release his tax returns. Trump’s election, Gunitsky contends, presented Russian oligarchs with an opportunity to recoup losses and leverage Trump’s debts for political gain.

Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and White House senior adviser released an 11-page statement Monday morning ahead of his closed-door hearing with the Senate Intelligence Committee detailing his contacts with Russian officials during the campaign and transition.
Kushner denied colluding with Russian officials, but he disclosed one contact with a possible Russian hacker threatening to blackmail Trump over his unreleased tax returns.
"Collusion  was necessary"....a top official to the Kremlin explained  "....Trump needed a cover to hide the information we had on him,   and we were able to provide it.  But this is not a gift!  Trump will become President Putin's bitch!   It is the 'art of the deal',  Mother Russia style!"
Trump Tower will be sold to Putin under an agreement to keep President Trump's tax returns under wraps,  as well as his connections to the old oligarchy.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

"AMERICAN JONG-UN'S" Franchises COMING SOON! ! Serving ...."hamburgers 'of the people, by the people, and for the people' ".

Despite sending a naval force to the Korean peninsula, the Trump administration is focusing its North Korea strategy on tougher economic sanctions, possibly including an oil embargo, banning its airline, intercepting cargo ships and punishing Chinese banks doing business with Pyongyang, U.S. officials say.

However, Kim Jong-un has not flinched.  Instead, he has begun harvesting his own people in defiance of these sanctions,  and grinding them into hamburger meat! The strategy seems to be working,  as there are less people to feed with each passing day.

Any North Korean worth his salt,  knows that Jong-un invented the "double bread-with-meat",  (the hamburger).  What they do not know, however, is that they just might be chowing on their dear old uncle .  Prisoners and  terminally ill cancer patients,  whose lives are expensive to maintain, are simply ground up into a hamburger like meat and served to the population.

Jong-un has begun to distribute human based products to his faithful citizenry. Deceptively packaged  as 'soy with lentils' ,  it will keep his hungry citizens from a certain starvation while he attempts to 'ride the storm out' U.S. and worldwide sanctions begin to strangle his hermit kingdom. 

Some North Korean-intercepted shipments may have found their way onto American grocery shelves .   Demand for these products is growing....  as most Koreans are lean and fat-free, often  spicey,   and can be very satisfying.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Porpoise Depleting Fish Populations!

(Local fisherman declare war on dolphins)
In 1972 the Marine Mammal Protection Act was passed in an effort to shield wild and captive animals from harm.  Since that time, the hungry critters have been free to gobble up the oceans supply of fishes, and have begun to decimate larger species of fish.

"  We were fishin' all day,  and got us jes' one li'l iddy-biddy trout"...explained a local fisherman,  ..."while these here dolphins, .. or porpoises,  or whatever the heck you call'em....were gobblin' up hundreds of 'em and laughin' at us!"                                                          "  It jes' ain't fahr!"

Since the Act went into effect,  humans have been severely restricted from catching most species in local waters, while the happy dolphin has remained protected and is depleting all of these same species.  It seems the same law that protects the dolphin,  has become a major cause for  the depletion of fish stocks worldwide.

The solution?  Local fisherman have declared war on these squeaky menaces.  Legislators in coastal states may be declaring a short, 'open-season' on porpoise and bottle-nosed dolphin.  "Just enough to cull the populations back to a hundred or so"...explained a Fish and Game official.  "We don't got nuthin'  'genst no 'Flipper'....they's jes' too greedy!  But we'll git it under control.  We been regulatin' these  waters fer years.  We gotta handle on it! They think they's smarter then us . Nope! We gunna make sushi outta these hawgs!"

 Dolphin meat is dense and such a dark shade of red as to appear black. Fat is located in a layer of blubber between the meat and the skin. When dolphin meat is eaten in Japan, it is often cut into thin strips and eaten raw as sashimi, garnished with onion and either horseradish or grated garlic, much as with sashimi of whale or horse meat (basashi). When cooked, dolphin meat is cut into bite-size cubes and then batter-fried or simmered in a misosauce with vegetables. Cooked dolphin meat has a flavor very similar to beef liver.[15] Dolphin meat is high in mercury, and may pose a health danger to humans when consumed.